This letter was going to be very different. I was going to ask what i had done to offend you, why you had forsaken me, and why you had stabbed me in the back over a matter of 40G. But, you came through. You re-spawned the buggy Templar that was stopping me from getting a full 1000G and we can now be friends.
I have decided to write a few things that made me laugh about you, oh assassin's creed. I like the way that despite ladders being "A socially acceptable way of scaling walls" according to your help screen, every time i use one i hear cries of "god help him, he has gone mad!" from onlookers. I would love to live in a world where people who use ladders are considered to be mad and you helped me experience that. I also love the way that when "Hiding" on a bench just after slaying 6 guards in cold blood, the pursuing guards stop right next to me, look around and exclaim "We lost him.. don't worry, its not our fault". I also thank you for not penalising me, post completion for killing drunk and insane townsfolk. They really annoyed me so i am glad i can put them down without consequence after completion.
In closing Assassin's Creed, we nearly fell out. I nearly struck your sequels from my list. But you saved it in the closing minutes, and for that, i am grateful.
till next time Assassin's Creed.
*puts disk away and smiles*
now.... how does this Ps3 thing work?.... *blows off dust*
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